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Posted on 16th Sep at 2:59 AM, with 1,210 notes



  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000
Posted on 16th Sep at 2:56 AM, with 19,465 notes




The Nightcrawler, also called the Fresno Alien, is a mysterious new cryptid that has so far made two appearances, both in Fresno, California. On both sightings, it was only seen in video footage. It appears to be a relatively short creature (approx. 4 feet in height). It is an extremely thin, white humanoid with no discernable arms. It also appears to be wearing a white gown or cloak of some sort. The Nightcrawler is most known for being one of the two featured video cases on the second episode of Syfy’s Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files. X

This post is inspired by thecryptocreep post:X

Possible Explanations:
  • An undiscovered species (a Cryptid)
  • A paranormal or supernatural creature
  • Extra-terrestrial
  • A pair of white pants being puppeted (this theory has some holes in it, a pair of pants 4 feet tall would be quite the pair indeed,and it would be very difficult to manipulate said pants to make them move the way they do in the videos.)
  • A pair of white pants brought to life by some unknown force

A pair of white pants brought to life by some unknown force


pants babies seek pants family

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:46 AM, with 121,162 notes




A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

Punk Rock

this is my aesthetic

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:45 AM, with 9,219 notes



Plot twist: a disabled character is portrayed as a complex 3D character with their own agency and isn’t a villain due to a deformity,used as inspiration porn, or ~cured~ at the end


Posted on 16th Sep at 2:40 AM, with 7,501 notes


so you’re a forgettable duet that got 38 million views in over 4 years and barely broke the top 40 and I’m a a hit single that got over 196 million views in under 4 months and has remained in the Top 40 for 19 weeks?

I’m fine with that!

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:38 AM, with 282,401 notes





listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:57 AM, with 635,894 notes


Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.

Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.

You still didn’t get it.

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