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Posted on 29th Jul at 12:40 PM, with 995,587 notes

mattumby:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO


ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

Oh Lordy this is phenomenal

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:40 PM, with 16,454 notes

queenspritzee:

torotix:

caimanriseup:

Why not have bird con? Talk about favorite bird, watch bird, listen to best bird bands Will even feature actual bird

I’d go to birdcon 

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Posted on 29th Jul at 12:40 PM, with 778,508 notes

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:03 PM, with 468,608 notes

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:02 PM, with 72,734 notes

Cool date idea:

1. Come over to my place with your dog

2. Leave your dog

3. Go home

Posted on 29th Jul at 11:34 AM, with 90 notes

snakehaven:

Snake of the Day!

False Water Cobra

Posted on 29th Jul at 11:33 AM, with 104,428 notes
Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
Posted on 29th Jul at 11:19 AM, with 496,101 notes
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Posted on 29th Jul at 11:16 AM, with 91,320 notes
Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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